Man, Halloween is about two weeks away. My costume is TBD. Dressing in skimpy clothing is a cop-out I won't partake in this year, so I need something creative. It wouldnt be a bad idea for the government to consider making Halloween on the last Friday of every October. How can people with jobs properly celebrate this Pagan/Celtic holiday when we have work the next day? I mean, a Wednesday? Hump day? The guaranteed sleep deprevation from Wednesday to Thursday is nearly enough to deter me from going out at all. Nearly.